3 Idiot style Facebook status

Facebook - 3 Idiots Style: Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu
rahe ho?
Rancho: Bahot dino se
Facebook me
account banane ki ichha
thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa
raha hai.
Teacher: Zyaada maza lene
ki zarurat nai
hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is
posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please
elaborate?
Rancho: Sir...jo bhi
Facebook pe log
daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai
Sir.
Match dekha, score daal
diya!
Post hai Sir...
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai
sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki
kick
tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,
ek
second me
like!
Comment-Like...
Comment-Like...
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye
karoge?
Comment-Like...
Comment-Like... ? Haan Chatur, tum batao.
Chatur: Pictures, texts or
videos posted
through mobile or tablet or
laptop or
desktop via different operating systems
using internet on Facebook
is called a
Post...
Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi
toh wahi
bola seedhe shabdo mein...
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me
karna hai
toh orkut ya twitter ke
pages pe account
banao... :@
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me
bahar
jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes
back.
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya
tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: A utility button
given to us, to
protect our private data i.e.
pictures,
messages or personal
information for being stolen or used for
bad purpose by
hackers or anyone else...
Teacher: Arre, kehna kya
chaahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout
karna bhool
gaya tha.
Teacher: Toh seedha seedha
nahi bol
sakte the?!
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try
kiya tha sir,
Aapko pasand nahi aaya.....