Bilawal Bhutto is on a promise-making spree. The son of former Pakistan prime minister Benazir has now promised to bring back the hand pump that Sunny Deol took away in the film Gadar!
"Lavaange, Lavaange, poora hand pump lavaange," Bilawal was heard screaming at a massive gathering of 15 people in Lahore. "Just like other hand pumps, this one belongs to Pakistan as well!"
The self-proclaimed Oxford university graduate (LOL! it happens in Pakistan as well) kept saying that hand pump belonged to Pakistan and he will not let a single Indian use it!
"They think we will spare them after committing such a heinous crime. We didn't do anything when they took away our hand pump which made them think they can take Kashmir as well!
But now the time has come to take back everything that belonged to us. Our Kashmir, our hand pump, our Ameesha Patel!!"
Meanwhile, when we contacted Indian authorities, they said that Bilawal's was an immature statement and should not be taken seriously. However, after watching Race 2, the authorities said they can consider sending Ameesha to Pakistan.
"It will be good for Pakistan and Ameesha," said an official. "She is not getting any work in Indian industry anyway. Who knows, by becoming a Pakistani actress, she might be relaunched by someone."
"Waise bhi aaj kal Hindustani filmon mein Pakistani actors zyada dikhte hai," he added.
When we contacted Digvijay Singh to know the opposition view, he responded by saying, "Rahul ji is a mature leader."
This is just a joke basis not a true or to offend anyone..enjoy :)
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